1-sentence movie reviews

There was a power outage the whole day so I spent the day in the mall. It’s been years since I watched two movies in succession (I think my personal record was four movies in a day way back in college). There were slim pickings, to say the least. believe me, these were the better ones showing.

“Just Go With It”

1. adam’s prosthetic nose reminded me of jen’s rachel character’s original nose.
2. good thing they were not playing inuit indians else how will they do the eskimo kiss?
3. nicole kidman was funnier than adam sandler. the kids were funnier than nicole.
4. was that brooklyn decker or jessica simpson?
5. i want to go to the hawaii hilton.

verdict: if you have two hours to kill, just go with it! if you’re busy, don’t go for it.

“Hereafter”

1. did i die and go to purgatory?
2. did i die and go to hell?
3. somebody kill me now.
4. did matt damon agree to this?
5. did clint eastwood agree to this?

verdict: this is neither here nor there. there were times i wished i were in the real hereafter.

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  1. Guagua Girl says:

    HA HA HA! wow, man that was brutal on “hereafter.” and most critics (and audiences) agreed with you. it was almost universally panned.

    so, nicole kidman is on “just go with it”? wow, what's she doing in an adam sandler movie??! i mean, i get jennifer aniston. she seems to be making a career out of this second-rate romcoms.

    i, too, went to the movies over the weekend ā€” had planned to watch “the fighter” but got the scheduled mixed up and i ended up watching “the eagle” instead. i love swords and sandals movies and am interested in anything that tries to explain whatever happened to the ninth legion of rome. it turned out tatum channing is not as horrible an actor as i previously thought šŸ˜›

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  2. Betis Boy says:

    the highlight of “hereafter” was the tsunami scene, in the first few seconds of the film.

    while we're on the subject, have you ever tried regression? i think you were a roman in your past life šŸ˜›

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  3. Guagua Girl says:

    no, i've never tried regression šŸ˜› didn't P try that with you once? or was that hypnosis?

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  4. Betis Boy says:

    we had a hypnosis session in one of our psych classes before (can't remember which one). when i snapped out of it, it's a if i slept for ten years, drool included. ha.ha. not sure if it was the hypnosis, the heavy lunch, or the 1pm class sked šŸ˜€

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  5. Guagua Girl says:

    no, this session was at J's house (can't remember if she and P were already dating at that time). we were in her room and P had just learned about hypnosis and was trying to talk everybody into letting him try it out on them. i think you were the only one who agreed. but you didn't get hypnotized ā€” you just fell asleep, HA HA HA!

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  6. Betis Boy says:

    ha.ha. so in my case, sleep-2, hypnosis-0 no surprise there šŸ˜€

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